101 Ways To Sell A Coconut

The girls and I set out this morning in search of some fresh produce. Everything in the grocery store has been shipped in, so I thought we would check out the local farmers market. It's a wonderful idea if I needed coconut. Not exactly what I was hoping for. I don't mind coconut. I happen to even like coconut. I just was left wondering how many Rachel Ray receipes I could make this week with coconut. So to nurse my disappointment I decided to buy a coconut goodie. I have no idea what it's called but it kind of looked like some sort of brittle with chunks of coconut in it. I was kinda excited about it as I had given up on scones. Well, it was disgusting. It was made with bacon fat or something and kinda of sweet. I couldn't tell. I don't know, I almost threw up. Oh, well the girls enjoyed their coconut candycanes and loved rolling the windows down on the ride home, blasting the trac HOT HOT HOT off of the steel drum CD we purchased.