Do scones make you fat?

Do scones make you fat? I was just wondering. Since I have eaten about 10 of them in the last 24 hours. I have just discovered them ( I think I can thank the Brits) and they are divine. Once they are gone I can't buy anymore. Unless, of course it's my turn to host playgroup again. Which I did today. Picture this. About 10 moms pulling up to the Ritz Carlton for a playday. I am sure the concierge have never seen anything like it. One mom after another, handing her keys over to the valet after pulling kids, diaper bags and toys out of their cheerio covered cars. (I made the cheerio part up but I'm confident it's true) They all rode the "lift" up to #201. So each came knocking one after another. I greeted each one at the door to welcome them into Honorable Mckeeva Bush's personal condo. Yes, for those who don't know, we are renting our condo from the former leader of The Cayman Islands. I am sure that he has no clue that his "renters" have children, let alone hosts a playgroup at his condo. And I am sure of this, because of all the crystal vases and china bowls with the Queen covering every surface. (I have now packed them away) You also have to wonder where he bought the lions and marble statue in our dining room . But anyway, I think the moms were amused and hopefully felt like somehow they could relax just a bit while the children dropped goldfish crackers and cheesesticks all over the white upholstered dining chairs. Maybe I can blame the 2 broken patio chairs, the broken dvd players (2), the blue marker stain on the marble floor and the broken door (well actually the door is broken off) of the tv console on my guests. I suppose I would have to host a few more times to get away with that.